for Verne Doodle

Our game's still close, so a little competition music might be in order.  How about this?

Don't worry, Werne.  There're no extra fantasy points given for correct rhythmic dictation of number 5.

For Balls

Since the Zors don't recognize the name of the team managed (if you could even call it that) by Balls, I decided to make another emblem:

 If that one's not to your liking, there's always this one:

There, that one even has bright lights and a serious "I'm going to win at fantasy this year" face.  What's not to like?

Let the games begin 

UNBELIEVABLE call, Balls...

Race in Atlanta is over, which means we've got our divisions.  Here are the results:

Jeff Gordon (Lecter) -- 1st place

Jimmy Johnson (Balls) -- 2nd place

Tony Stewart (Zors) -- 3rd place

Kurt Busch (Dougie Fresh) -- 4th place

Carl Edwards (Flo) -- 5th place

Kevin Harvick (Kidney Pie) -- 7th place

Matt Kenseth (Vernon T) -- 9th place

Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Unforgivable) -- 19th place

Ryan Newman (Goonie) -- 20th place

Kyle Busch (Hobgoblins) -- 23rd place

Thus, the divisions are as follows:

The Pauls | Lecter, Zors, Flo, Vernon T, Goonie

The Real Pauls | Balls, Dougie, Kidney, Unforgivable, Hobgoblins

I must point out, Balls called this 3 days ago here.  Pretty good, Lil' Ween.

Get your lineups set up, nubs -- you got TWO days.  First week matchups:

Faszha and Son, Dougie vs. Balls

Mann and Frau, Bain vs. Mo

Heathbot and Heathbot, Kidney vs. D

Moon chin/Moon chin 2 and Moon chin 3, Britain/Boo vs. Rooney

Doodle and Brusche, Verne vs. Zor

Rainout.

Talk about cutting it close.  The race has been rescheduled for Tuesday at 11am, and the forecast doesn't look great. 

T-minus four days to get this all settled.  Let's go NASCAR.  Some of us have fantasy football to play.