Ladies and Gentlemen...

I give you, Goonie Getting Clobbered on the Sidelines.

Welcome to the internet, Roon.  And fix those damn sunglasses.

49 points from Denver...

... and only two from Rat's Monte Ball and three from Vernon's Eric Decker.

Don't spend them all in one place, gentlemen.

Let the season begin

I'll just hold this here.  Don't worry, it's safe... truckas.

Good luck this weekend, Roon.

Opponents Beware, Opponents Beware...

Divisions Set!

Race in ATL is over, divisions and schedules are now set.  Here's what we got this year.

The Real Pauls:
Goonie Birds
Flo Knows
Vernon T. Waldrip
Unforgivable
Bubonic Plagues

The Pauls:
Lean Lecters
C_Balls
The Zors
Kidney Pie
Dougie Fresh

Get your lineups taken care of by Thursday.  T-minus three days...

Division Selection

Five days until football, it's time to pick divisions.  As the Chase for the Cup is currently going on over at NASCAR, and since the race this weekend is in Braves country, I thought we'd do a nice little pairing:  last season's standings with the top ten drivers in the Sprint Cup Series.  Whatever the results of the race tonight, the first five drivers in our list to finish will make up the Real Pauls division; the last five will be the Pauls.  Alles klar?

Here're the list and standings (Lean gets Johnson, Balls gets Bowyer, and so on):

And, in honor of Braves country and NASCAR both, here's thirty seconds of humor.