If we're going to have mascots...

Colin got here just in time to study up for the draft

My mascot

Crazy Poppy.  Hope she brings me luck this time unlike last year.

CHANNELING MY INNER SERGIO.

BEEN HITTING THE GOLF COURSE TO PUMP HIM UP.

Hopefully he can do better today.... D'OH

Bingo! Dino-DNA.

Mr. Burns is kinda like a Dinosaur.

Welcome to the League Balthazar.

Bad Start

It's 2014 time, and we've got a new player this year.  We'll let his own first words to the league serve as his welcome:

[in three separate emails, after paired with Jim Furyk in this weekend's tournament]

Eric: Uh this is bullshit.  Furyk never played a hole in this tournament.  Sent from phone.

Eric: Please disregard.  Sent from phone.

Eric: Sorry I'm an impetuous tard. [...] Bad start, Eric out.  Sent from phone.

Welcome to the league, you handsome, contemplative nub.

Divisions and schedules are set, so take a look.  Though the 2010 Barclays is over, there's lots of golf left in the 2014 version -- much can happen in three days.  A recap of the pairings:

unforgivable | rory mcilroy

vernon | rickie fowler

flo | adam scott

goon | sergio garcia

dougie | justin rose

zors | phil mickelson

kidney pie | henrik stenson

euric | jim furyk

lecter | jason day

balls | matt kuchar