Bad Start

It's 2014 time, and we've got a new player this year.  We'll let his own first words to the league serve as his welcome:

[in three separate emails, after paired with Jim Furyk in this weekend's tournament]

Eric: Uh this is bullshit.  Furyk never played a hole in this tournament.  Sent from phone.

Eric: Please disregard.  Sent from phone.

Eric: Sorry I'm an impetuous tard. [...] Bad start, Eric out.  Sent from phone.

Welcome to the league, you handsome, contemplative nub.

Divisions and schedules are set, so take a look.  Though the 2010 Barclays is over, there's lots of golf left in the 2014 version -- much can happen in three days.  A recap of the pairings:

unforgivable | rory mcilroy

vernon | rickie fowler

flo | adam scott

goon | sergio garcia

dougie | justin rose

zors | phil mickelson

kidney pie | henrik stenson

euric | jim furyk

lecter | jason day

balls | matt kuchar