Ouch...

7 points for two players….. uh oh.

 

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Washington, Washington...

 

6 foot 3, smells of victory…

 

I’m coming for you Jack.

 

-Vernon T. (I know, I have the best team logo…I know)

 

 

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Don't be DEAD WEIGHT

Game tonight.  Set your team... or at least tonight's players.  Ok.

IT'S NOT JUST A GAME GOONIE BIRD! IT'S AN INFECTION THAT WILL OVERCOME YOU! GET READY AS YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!

BUBONIC PLAGUES....YOU'LL REMEMBER WHEN YOU ARE BITTEN DURING WEEK SIX!!!!

is it the Da Vinci Virus?

 

-Vernon T.

 

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Priorities

So, checked the waiver wire this morning for some good pickups:

Jeez, Lecter.  All this time I thought you had your priorities all wrong, studying like the dickens.  I apologize.  My mistake.

(BTW, you stole my Morris.  Still want to trade for Chris Johnson?)

???

I've forgotten Uncle Ron's team name... what is it again? 

Poor Zor...

Don't think I've ever been 1-0.  Feels really good... heading to ole' Waldrip this week.  Drew Brees still sucks but was good enough to win.  Rat, you pulled through as did King Fresh... without any doubt.  Bring it Vernon, game time.  You're focused a bit to much me thinks on Week 11... you've got Week 2 first.

LOOK INTO MY ANEMIC EYES ZOR...AND BE AFRAID....BE VERY AFRAID!!!!

Apparently, Flo does not know...

Given by that expression of surprise. (unless the ravens D go for over 30…please no…)

 

And Uncle Plague, your siding against me post has shown your true allegiance. And for that, I taunt you with your future resting place come week 11. (it would have stung more if we were playing next week. Week 11 might be too far away. Doh!)

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Lost in the Comments

Goon just made a comment on one of Balls's old posts -- a comment that might get lost in all the upcoming trash talk, but one that needs to be read.  It was about his preseason prediction of going undefeated:

C BALLSS... good luck this season.... cause your projection is already wrong with just one week in the bag. Better luck next time maggot.

 Every time I read this, I sound like a crazy cackling Mutt.  Well done, Goon. 

Balls, you might need a little cold water...

yesss he might of lost today and slightly had a bad game.... but first pick on him is still worth it. 

God i love him.