For The Record.

Champion. Da Ha.

Dear RGIII and Alfred Morris,

I just wanted to thank you two for your work last night.  Started out a little shaky (like, -6 points shaky), but the 26 between you made up for it.  Especially against old-balls Gates and his 4 points.

Much obliged for your efforts.  Thanks for helping me tell my little sister where to stick Peyton's 7 TDs.

- the Zors

Week One going into MNF

A couple close games going into MNF this week -- the only Monday with two games.  Vernon needs just 14 from big Andre Johnson to edge Unforgivable's league-leading 131, and the Zors need RGIII and Alfred Morris to outscore old-balls Gates by 15 points.  Both are possible, and either would make a hell of a good come-from-behind story.

The Arian Foster vs. LeSean McCoy battle in the Dougie/Kidney game is slightly more of longshot, Foster needing 18 more points than McCoy.  Definitely possible; not betting the farm on it, though.

I guess Owen Daniels could go for 200 yards and 4 TDs, pushing the Plagues past Flo's double-headed 31 monster Peterson/Bush.  Jeez, I wanted Reggie Bush.  Bad.  Looks like Uncle Ron needs to learn a thing or two about fantasy from his eldest. 

And then there's our reigning champion.  Yet to Play: 0.  Minutes Remaining: 0.  Total Points: 39.

Thirty-nine.  Words fail me.  Looks like Ron's not the only one needing some fantasy advice from Poppy's mom.