Coach noun \ˈkōch\
- one who instructs or trains; especially one who instructs players in the fundamentals of a sport and directs team stragety
- one who sits a 34-point wide receiver in order to pick up his opponent's garbage from the waiver wire and proceed to beat his ass with him.
Brucekiller noun \'brüs-ki-lər\
- one who cannot, under any circumstance, kill or otherwise beat any person named Bruce. At anything.
