Coach noun \ˈkōch\
- one who instructs or trains; especially one who instructs players in the fundamentals of a sport and directs team stragety
- one who sits a 34-point wide receiver in order to pick up his opponent's garbage from the waiver wire and proceed to beat his ass with him.
Brucekiller noun \'brüs-ki-lər\
- one who cannot, under any circumstance, kill or otherwise beat any person named Bruce. At anything.
lol... that's NOT a coach. You legitimately thought my trash would bring you huge points. You did NOT think your bench would bring you as many points. Oh man. The foolishness and lies in this post.
ReplyDeleteC, I'm just copying Webster's dictionary. Take it up with him.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't say anything about knowing ahead of time how many points the players would score. It just says picking up opponent's garbage and beating his ass with it. As this is exactly what happened, I think this dictionary entry is apropos, think that it is not foolish at all, and am slightly offended that you've impugned my honor by questioning my truthfulness.
The dictionary doesn't like, Brucekiller, and nor do I.