welcome to 2011, league of zors

It would be amiss for me to start with something other than a gentle reminder of last year's 12-1 beating of all you losers.  

But, last season's victories were last season's, and we all know what happens when a champion dwells in the past (we're all looking at you, balls, mister first to almost-worst).  This is a new season, and with it comes a fresh start.  I wish you all the best of luck and hope we all have as much fun as last season, or more.

This year, to decide the draft order, we've decided to do something a bit different.  The video will explain.

Everything clear?  You're paired up with a golfer (pairs listed below), and how well they perform on this weekend's golf tourney decides our draft order -- the better the performance, the earlier the pick.  In the case of a tie, the lower score of the final round wins out.  Once the tournament is over, I'll be back to list the results, and, to pick the divisions.

Cheer for your golfers, the 2011 League of Zors starts in Akron, Ohio.

• Dougie Fresh | Tiger Woods
• The Zors | Luke Donald
• Lecter | Rory McIlroy
• Flo Knows | Steve Stricker
• Balls | Nick Watney
• Unforgivable | Martin Kaymer
• Kidney Pie | Phil Mickelson
• Goonie Birds| Dustin Johnson
• Vernon T. Waldrip| Matt Kuchar
• Hobgoblins | Lee Westwood