Race in Atlanta is over, which means we've got our divisions. Here are the results:
Jeff Gordon (Lecter) -- 1st place
Jimmy Johnson (Balls) -- 2nd place
Tony Stewart (Zors) -- 3rd place
Kurt Busch (Dougie Fresh) -- 4th place
Carl Edwards (Flo) -- 5th place
Kevin Harvick (Kidney Pie) -- 7th place
Matt Kenseth (Vernon T) -- 9th place
Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Unforgivable) -- 19th place
Ryan Newman (Goonie) -- 20th place
Kyle Busch (Hobgoblins) -- 23rd place
Thus, the divisions are as follows:
The Pauls | Lecter, Zors, Flo, Vernon T, Goonie
The Real Pauls | Balls, Dougie, Kidney, Unforgivable, Hobgoblins
I must point out, Balls called this 3 days ago here. Pretty good, Lil' Ween.
Get your lineups set up, nubs -- you got TWO days. First week matchups:
Faszha and Son, Dougie vs. Balls
Mann and Frau, Bain vs. Mo
Heathbot and Heathbot, Kidney vs. D
Moon chin/Moon chin 2 and Moon chin 3, Britain/Boo vs. Rooney
Doodle and Brusche, Verne vs. Zor
GET OFF OF ME.
ReplyDeleteYou know what this means?
"C baLLs Brucekillers" will in fact be the Bruce killers.
See you in the finals you wingnugget.
-balls
this looks a little suspect... how did this happen?
ReplyDeleteI know, it does look suspect. Well, fair's fair -- it was up to the NASCAR fates to decide. Guess the NASCAR drivers, along with Eric John, don't think that the Mosers are Real Pauls.
ReplyDeleteSo, yet again, looks like we'll have a champion division and a weak-sauce division. A REAL weak-sauce division, if you know what I mean.