Week One Recap

Time just doesn't seem to be something I've got these days, but at least I can throw together a Week One round-up of sorts.  Feel free to be that person that actually makes people laugh each week with your analysis (Lecter's in med school these days and probably won't have time).

Faszha vs. Son | Might actually be a step-son -- a red-headed one -- after the beating Dougie Fresh put on him.  Looks like Dougie Fresh is the new C-killers.  (Don't worry: everyone will get a turn.)

Mann vs. Frau | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!  42 points!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Heathbot vs. Heathbot | A good showing by each, Unforgivable with six in double figures and Kidney with all the right decisions save one:  not starting Arian Foster's backup's backup.  Who knew.

Moon chin clan | Not actually sure Boo did anything of merit.  If you did, Boo:  comment on this and I'll change it.  (She commented, and she did help.  Silly me). 'Til then, Vernon's the coach, and he's solely responsible for the loss.  In his defense, though, Wes Welker's not supposed to tie the record for longest TD reception, especially in the same game that Brady throws for a team-record 517 yards and four freaking tids.

Doodle vs. Zor | Zors still reigneth, albeit barely.  Four on Verne's bench scored as much as all her starters, so, some of them coaching decisions might need to be re-thunk.  But a win's a win, and it's sure nice when you get one while scoring the fewest combined points in the week -- well, second fewest Bain HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHEEZEEEEE!!!