Baseball compared to Football...

Football is the real thing, where multiple players work independently all at the same time, each active on every play, together creating a unified team acting as one symphony! Baseball is the old thing, where multiple players stand and watch a teammate play, one at a time, like playing a solo instrument!   Soooooo, watching Baseball is like...   -watching the Daytona 500... one car at a time. -playing the piano with one... finger. -using a telegraph. -listening to an AM radio. -racing a unicycle. -having one child. -watching a silent movie. -eating with one chop stick. -playing checkers. -using a row boat. -playing solitaire. -using a train. -shooting a pistol. -traveling by a glider. -listening to a solo instrument. -dialing a rotary telephone. -life before the Internet.   You see, Baseball is really played serially, Football is....PARALLEL!!!!!!!   I rest my case. Dougie Fresh